Blending strategy, storytelling, & creativity to build bold digital experiences that get you clients.







BECAUSE TO BE HONEST
Posting Aesthetic Lattes & Hoping for Sales isn’t a Strategy…
I mean… maybe if it was whiskey or a G&T. Ok. Nope. Posting pictures of random things still isn’t a strategy that’s actually going to get you clients.
But we will. We’re Claudia & Nicole, two women with 30+ years of experience and zero tolerance for mediocre marketing.
We’re the agency for people who are tired of:
- Throwing money at “experts” who deliver Pinterest-recycled content
- Drowning in conflicting advice about algorithm changes and hashtag strategies
- Being told to “trust the process” while seeing zero results

Our Signature Services
The Social Tasting
Perfect if: You want expert eyes on your social media before committing to “the whole shebang”
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Comprehensive social media audit
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(Facebook/Instagram/GBP Listing)
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Platform optimization
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Hashtag strategy
$497
The House Special
Perfect if: You want to build authority without spending every waking hour on Instagram
- Annual Strategy
- Quarterly 45-minute strategy session
- Up to 4X Posts Monthly (one per week)
- Copywriting services
- Analytics review & recommendations (annually)
- Regular weekly engagement with your followers
- 3x Facebook Group Shares (weekly)
- Engagement + Shares into business Facebook Group Weekly
$999/month
The Perfect Blend
Perfect if: “I’ll post when I have time” has turned into “I haven’t posted since last quarter”
- Annual Strategy
- Quarterly 45-minute strategy session
- Up to 8X Posts Monthly (two per week)
- Copywriting services
- Analytics review & recommendations (bi-annual)
- Regular weekly engagement with your followers
- 6x Facebook Group Shares (weekly)
- Engagement + Shares into business Facebook Group Weekly
$1799/month
The Vintage Reserve
Perfect if: You’re done with agencies that need more management than your actual team
- Annual Strategy
- Quarterly 45-minute strategy session
- Up to 12X Posts Monthly (three per week)
- Copywriting services
- Analytics review & recommendations (quarterly)
- Regular weekly engagement with your followers
- 9x Facebook Group Shares (weekly)
- Engagement + Shares into business Facebook Group Weekly
$1999/month
Menu Add-Ons
- The Perfect Garnish – Pinterest, LinkedIn & YouTube
- The Double Shot – Extra content slots
- The Private Collection – Extra strategy session
- The Limited Edition – 4-Week Meta Sponsored Campaign (once-off)
- The Golden Pour – Three-Tier Meta-Sponsored Ads (suggested annually)
Have a taste of our blog
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Our Refreshing Client Reviews
We invite you to sip on our refreshing client reviews. Nine years. Thirteen clients are still with us. That's not luck… that's results. While other agencies chase new clients every quarter, ours stick around for years. Why? Because we don't just run their social...
Think We’re the Twist Your Brand’s Been Craving?
We craft bold, strategy-led social media that helps your brand stand out, connect with the right audience, and actually get results. Here’s the truth nobody’s telling you. Social media isn’t rocket science. But it does require someone who gives a damn about your...
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